A Real Space Case

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He’s right tho

gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon:

elliot-amy:

hiveswap:

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied “i don’t know i’ve never heard these words in that order” and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn’t even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

really? another album? didn’t she just make one??

taylor swift is the MCU of music

do you realize what you’re wishing on me

orangechickenpillow:

captainwarbuckle:

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

vexwerewolf:

vulgarmaw:

vampireghostknight:

vulgarmaw:

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

YOU have obtained:

• 🔥 ×1

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games

moringmark:

assignedmale:

twinicegiantorbiters:

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

jadesdumbstuff: